Don't Keep the Treats on Your Lap

Occurred on September 2, 2017 / West Midlands Safari Park, UK

Info from Licensor: "We arrived at West Midlands Safari park and had purchased some food. This was the first animal we came and so I held a small handful of food out of the window to tempt it and put the rest in the box between my legs for safe keeping, or so I thought! Sadly the animal bypassed my hand and went straight for the box. I was more concerned about protecting my manhood than the box and it quickly whipped it away and proceeded to eat the entire box and all its contents."