Brazen Baboon Assaults Man Admiring Kudu

Occurred on / Zimbabwe

Info from Licensor: "After long days work at a wildlife sanctuary in Zimbabwe, I decided to take a break and go for a walk. A kudu started following for some time and got closer and closer to me. Not knowing the kudu's intentions, I decided to climb a rock for some safety. Fully focused on the kudu, I pulled out my phone to film how close up I was to this wild animal. A baboon came out of nowhere and quietly snuck up to me and bit my bum. I shat myself and shouted for GodKnows who works at the sanctuary. GodKnows came to my rescue and explained that the baboon probably thought I was a female and wanted to hump me. Good laugh afterward."