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Decomposing Squirrel Gets Last Laugh

Occurred on August 2, 2019 / Ottawa, Canada

Info from Licensor: "The pool skimmer seemed to be blocked. I removed the hatch to investigate. To my horror, there was a dead, bloated, decaying squirrel sprawled over the skimmer basket. I have always been bothered by dead animals, especially rodents! Using a ten-foot pole, I fished the swollen ball of fur out of the skimmer. I carefully lifted the putrid creature into the air, focused not to let it drip anywhere in my vicinity. The goal was to chuck the corpse over the backyard fence. I took a step and fell directly into the hole I had just fished the squirrel out of. The waterlogged squirrel tumbled out of the net and landed directly on me. Terror ensued. A nightmare come true. I let out a blood-curdling screech. Despite the searing knee pain, I sprung to my feet to escape the horrific beast."


Location Ottawa, Canada
Occurred Aug-2-2019
Posted By Michael Rubin
Posted On Aug-20-2019