Drunk Porch Pooper Falls into His Own Mess

Occurred on December 14, 2019 / Denver, Colorado, USA

Info from Licensor: "While out of town on a weekend ski trip, our security camera recorded a drunken man on our porch for several hours. At one point, he defecates on the porch directly in front of the camera then falls into the feces, smearing it all over himself, then on walls, furniture, and windows."