Dude, Where's Your Pants?

Occurred on January 14, 2018 / Gallatin Canyon, Montana, USA

Info from Licensor: "I was driving down Gallatin Canyon Sunday morning and came around the corner to see a few cars with their hazards on and a lady aggressively waving her arms to 'slow down'. As we proceeded around the corner we observed a car in the ditch and a couple people standing in the road. It took a few seconds before I realized the one guy was not wearing pants! Furthermore, he was galloping around in the middle of the road fondling and stretching his junk. Couldn't believe it. Also, it was about 10 degrees Fahrenheit. As we neared the Big Sky turnoff, there was a cop that had someone pulled over. It was my intention to pull up behind the cop to let him know there was a situation in the canyon he should probably attend to, but as we were pulling up he trotted back to his car, whipped a shitty, and went full code up into the canyon. Wild."