Tell This Dad It's the Thought That Counts
Occurred on June 1, 2018 / Cannon Beach, Oregon, USA
Info from Licensor: "My dad went to go lay a bouquet of flowers in the ocean where his parents ashes were spread several years ago. It was meant to be serious, solemn, and respectful. It didn't go exactly as planned. After getting in to only about two feet of water, he fell. Trying to retain some shred of dignity, halfway through the fall he tried to make it look like a dive ('Yeah, I meant to do this'). It didn't work. Then he fell again. Flowers are all over the place. Both times he fell he was somehow completely submerged in two feet of water (and he's 6'3', 220 lbs). After struggling to his feet yet again, he has a '**** this!' moment and unceremoniously flips the remaining (and broken) flowers into the water, then staggers to shore."